Ernest Borgnine’s Colon- A Smell-o-Vision Adventure! (narrated by Morgan Freeman) Lee Harvey Oswald: The Adventure Begins Pinhead vs. Pumpkinhead vs. Howdy Doody Basic Instinct: Interrogation Techniques. Even though Sharon Stone’s interrogation scene at age 73 is even racier than the famous scene in the original film, that’s not what disturbs people most about this movie. […]

In the future, robots are everywhere, and they’re here to help. They come in a variety of forms, enabling them to fit any function that the consumer has need of. Some have abilities suited for simple household chores, others specialize in assisting in complex construction needs. Should your particular needs linger on the more… erotic […]

Due to a peculiar mis-wording in the 126th amendment, at first it was only legal for dogs to time travel. This law was immediately repealed after the first dog to be sent through time, Sir Scruffles, appeared in London, England in 1892, with an army of cybernetically enhanced dogs from a future where dogs were […]

It’s a well known fact that, in the old west, groups of ill-mannered ne’er-do-well cowboys would roam the vast plains, searching for any town with inhabitants foolish enough to square off against them in a dance contest. These ruffians were armed with naught but the gleam in their eyes and the sweet ass dance moves […]

Odysseus never constructed a Trojan Horse even though hundreds of time travelers have tried to give him the idea. By asking about it over and over, they only make him wonder why so many complete strangers keep offering the same suggestion, which ultimately has him convinced that his enemies are sending them over with that […]

Haggis- A traditional Scottish dish consisting of the heart, liver and lungs of a sheep boiled in it’s own stomach. Time travelers have discovered that the Scottish invented it as a prank to serve to tourists. Tweet This Post