Time travelers are often known to use their knowledge of history to give themselves an unfair advantage, taking whatever they want and laughing all the way to the bank. Out of the many, many heists perpetrated by time travelers, there are a few that stand out for the ingenuity and insanity behind them, such as: […]

Man’s first steps on the surface of the moon has become a popular site for time traveling pranksters. It has become trendy to snatch Neil Armstrong’s ladder out from under him, altering his line to “That’s one small step for man, one holy hell what happened?“ Tweet This Post

The signing of the Declaration of Independence: Time travelers have confused our founding fathers in their attendance of this event, due to the sheer number of colorful signatures clogging up the Declaration of Independence, such as: Goobie Doberman, Stan “The Balls” McKinley, Boobs McGee, Tits O’Mally, Breasts McGillicuddy, Big Ol’ Boobies, SteveWuzHereWutUpClassof2819!, George Washington Carver, […]

Sif Orswella- This ancient Norse battle maiden/comedian was the Gallagher of her time, only instead of using a massive hammer to smash watermelons, she used a massive hammer to smash human heads on the battlefield. It wasn’t so much her routine as it was her delivery that made her funny. Sally Wigglesford: Through complex chronological […]

• Martha Washington: Aside from being a well known schizophrenic, she’s also quite the kleptomaniac. If you invite her to a dinner party, don’t be surprised if the next day you see all of your silverware for sale at the local pawn shop. • Sigmund Freud: After he asks you about your mother for the […]

Was my first list of songs not enough? Here’s some more crap to get you jacked up about traveling through time: Zounds! My Foot’s Asleep! by Reginald Wigglebottom. In the late 23rd century, a style of music grows to popularity that is a combination of electronica/techno music and early 19th century, Vaudeville-style tunes. This odd […]