Have you ever been a married father of three only to wake up as a single millionaire playboy version of yourself? Perhaps you’re a hard-working inventor who doesn’t make enough time for his girlfriend, and suddenly you find yourself as a single, homeless dude! Have you ever been walking home from Kentucky Fried Chicken and […]
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Going backwards while going forwards!
More commonly known as Earl Gomgom’s Syndrome, Chronus Reversus is an affliction wherein the afflicted individual steadily progresses backwards through time rather than forwards. If you catch a bit of Chronus Reversus you will probably find yourself inconvenienced in many different ways. Walking through the rain becomes a bit odd as your top stays dry […]
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Tea-Bagging: The Most Ancient Respect a Man Can Give
The act today known as ‘teabagging’ was, in ancient times, a method of showing admiration to a fallen enemy. Baring one’s testicles in battle was considered akin to baring one’s soul, and was the truest form of respect a warrior could give. Nowadays it’s the top way for 14 year olds to express video game […]
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Does Batman Have PTSD?
Superherologist (on twitter): Does Batman have PTSD? csamact: Undoubtably. chazznix: i think he does drzarron: @ActionChick Does Batman have PTSD? Naw, he’s a carrier, though. InaHollowEye: Does a bear take a dump in the woods? RT @Superherologist Does Batman have PTSD? CatboySuperhero: PTSD is something you come down with post-trauma, for Batman the trauma never […]
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Dead Rising 2 Off the Record (Featuring Frank West) Press Release!
DEAD RISING 2: OFF THE RECORD Product overview Dead Rising® 2: Off the Record sees photojournalist and original hero of Dead Rising’s Willamette incident, Frank West take center stage as players experience a reimagining of the Fortune City outbreak. Forget what you know about Dead Rising® 2,”Frank West is back in the game!” The new, “Off […]
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Street Fighter X Tekken Press Release!
The long awaited dream match-up between the two leaders in the fighting genre becomes a reality. STREET FIGHTER® X TEKKEN®, delivers the ultimate tag team match up featuring iconic characters from each franchise, and one of the most robust character line ups in fighting game history. With the addition of new gameplay mechanics, the acclaimed fighting engine […]
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