I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.

All those years of being on a diet to keep her precious little figure have caught up with Megan Fox. In Jennifer’s Body she forgets about carbs and calories and just eats whatever boy she wants to. She doesn’t bother doing it in a clean or ladylike fashion either, she gets down and dirty in the blood and guts of her prey. I know, it sounds pretty awesome, right? Well, it kinda wasn’t.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has had a great career and has received several awards for his awesome performances and has been nominated for many more.

In 1982 the Walt Disney Company’s special effects masterpiece Tron, changed filmmaking and spawned books, comics, arcade games, video games, and finally a sequel, Tron Legacy, currently scheduled for release in December, 2010. Of the original film’s three lead performers, both of the male heroes are returning, but the heroine played by Cindy Morgan, thus […]

Arnold has not accepted all the roles offered to him. Let’s take a look at some of the roles we could have seen Arnold in.

“Either Kevin’s Teleprompter Read ‘Action Chick Flick’ Instead of ‘Action Flick Chick’ or AOTS Host Kevin Pereira Made a Simple Mistake the First Time He Mentioned the Action Flick Chick’” would have made for a post title that was both unwieldy and wishy-washy.
Right after Kevin Pereira’s obscene microphone gag (pun intended – if you know the “gag”) […]