In the future, robots are everywhere, and they’re here to help. They come in a variety of forms, enabling them to fit any function that the consumer has need of. Some have abilities suited for simple household chores, others specialize in assisting in complex construction needs. Should your particular needs linger on the more… erotic […]

-Cars have been replaced with high speed manatees. Man, those cute bastards can move! -The hottest vacation spot on the planet is New Jersey (Yeah, we’re still trying to figure that one out) -Dinosaurs have returned. They won’t tell anyone where they’ve been all these years, but they did come back with souvenirs for everyone. […]

Marquis De Sade’s Fancy Fanny Touching Party Rocky vs. Godzilla Birdemic 3: The Birdemic-ening The Room 2: Oh Hai Doggy (check out the special features for a horrifying alternate version of where writer/actor/director/producer Tommy Wiseau is nude for the entire film.)   Tweet This Post

Ernest Borgnine’s Colon- A Smell-o-Vision Adventure! (narrated by Morgan Freeman) Lee Harvey Oswald: The Adventure Begins Pinhead vs. Pumpkinhead vs. Howdy Doody Basic Instinct: Interrogation Techniques. Even though Sharon Stone’s interrogation scene at age 73 is even racier than the famous scene in the original film, that’s not what disturbs people most about this movie. […]

Due to a peculiar mis-wording in the 126th amendment, at first it was only legal for dogs to time travel. This law was immediately repealed after the first dog to be sent through time, Sir Scruffles, appeared in London, England in 1892, with an army of cybernetically enhanced dogs from a future where dogs were […]

A black or white cowboy hat. It’s a commonly known fact that, in the Old West, the human morality spectrum was diluted until only the most potent measures of ethical behavior were left- the color of your cowboy hat. The white hat is for people who want to make friends and be thought of as […]