I recently posed the question “If you could get any fictional or extinct creature in history as a pet, what would you choose?” to twitter. The answers were as diverse as they were hilarious. @RocketLlama: If you could have a fictional/extinct pet, what would it be? I’d get an Ewok. JediiRaccoon Klaus from American Dad […]

Odysseus never constructed a Trojan Horse even though hundreds of time travelers have tried to give him the idea. By asking about it over and over, they only make him wonder why so many complete strangers keep offering the same suggestion, which ultimately has him convinced that his enemies are sending them over with that […]

Haggis- A traditional Scottish dish consisting of the heart, liver and lungs of a sheep boiled in it’s own stomach. Time travelers have discovered that the Scottish invented it as a prank to serve to tourists. Tweet This Post

“Time Travel. If you aren’t prepared, it’ll kill you. Over and over and over again.”

Have you ever worried about falling through a hole in time and space, only to find yourself accidentally making love to your great-grandmother? Are you often concerned that a tyrannosaurus rex will burst into your kitchen and demand that you make him a plate of waffles? Do you often wonder what Benjamin Franklin looks like naked?

Well, wonder no longer! Thanks to the efforts of temporal explorer extraordinaire Penswick Cadbury and his assistant Ted, Ye Olde Guide.com is here to prepare you for the wondrous and delicious journey through time!