Time is sort of like a ball of string, with each point on the string touching the other parts. There are a few points in time, however, that exist outside of said ball of string. The little metal thumb-basket things from the Monopoly game, if you will – little pockets of space that exist outside […]

Temporal loops and parallel worlds can be rough in their own rights, but time travel has a plenty of other unique problems for you to worry about. These are the lesser known, but equally as important time travel related tribulations that you should be aware of, such as…   Timeline convergence! Whenever a time traveler […]

Though time travel can show us an incredible number of beautiful things, malfunctions in time travel can also cause some bizarrely punishing events. Take the case of John Shepard Garrison, a firefighter whose time traveling fire pole malfunctioned, causing him to move forward in time normally except when eating any food. Upon eating any meal […]

When preparing for the possibility of being stuck in a time loop, make sure to heed well the tale of Wendall Mordenkainen. Wendall was a man who became trapped in a particularly heinous temporal loop, wherein he experienced a breach and time and space that was exclusive to him, and exclusive to a twelve second […]

Flashers. Every time they expose themselves people are just as shocked and embarrassed as if they were seeing the flasher’s willy for the first time. Serial killers. They can kill and kill and kill and never have to worry about being caught, although generally they start getting really annoyed at seeing the same person that […]

There are a few subsets of people that enjoy and actively seek out being stuck in temporal loops, reaping the benefits of having no repercussions for any of their behavior: Binge eaters. They can eat and eat, and they never have to bother purging. Generally, however, they get tired of this pretty quickly. One can […]