Are you pumped up? You’d frickin’ better be, you’re about to embark on the most awesome type of journey possible: a journey through time and space! If you’re not fully, completely, 600% pumped up about time travel then you need to pop a Red Bull, do some jumping jacks, listen to some kickass music and […]

Remember, time travel isn’t for everyone. If you suffer from any of these conditions, then the next time Doctor Who or Doc Brown come knocking at your door, politely tell them to go elsewhere, as you probably aren’t cut out to accompany them through history:   Panic disorder: If you panic easily, time travel is […]

There are specific types of people that should probably avoid time travel, as some people simply aren’t cut out for the fast-paced, history-hopping lifestyle. Any person with one or more of the following conditions should not accompany you through time: Mysophobia: Fear of filth. Most of history is packed with filthy, filthy people. Bring plenty […]

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Recently I posed the following question to twitter: What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen? I’m not just talking about your run-of-the-mill garbage, I mean the kind of film that’s so bad you wish you could travel through time and prevent it from ever getting made. Here are some of the responses I got:   […]

  Time travelers have found that, beneath Benjamin Franklin’s sagacious, brilliant exterior was a cranky old man who liked to walk around his house naked. And trust me, he does not have the right physique for frequent nudity. His physique lends itself to being a clothing model for ponchos and parachute pants. Tweet This Post