The act today known as ‘teabagging’ was, in ancient times, a method of showing admiration to a fallen enemy. Baring one’s testicles in battle was considered akin to baring one’s soul, and was the truest form of respect a warrior could give. Nowadays it’s the top way for 14 year olds to express video game […]
Coming Attraction: September 2011 Preview!
Pumped to See:
September 2: Shark Night 3D
September 9: Contagion
September 23: Machine Gun Preacher
September 23: Killer Elite
September 30: Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (limited)
Neither Pumped Nor Pissed:
August 31: The Debt
September 2: Apollo 18
September 2: A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
September 2: Saving Private Perez
September 9: Warrior
September 9: The Black Power Mixtape 1967-1975 [LA/NYC]
September 16: Drive
September […]
Child Pickpockets from the Future!
Child pickpockets are not cute, they’re a bloody menace. For much of the 23rd century they cast a dark cloud of scourge across Great Britain. The entire region was brought to a near standstill as no one could purchase anything, prove who they were, get in their homes or drive their cars because of the […]
Coming Attraction: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)
Nicholas Cage must really have something against the Devil! In Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance he returns as Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider and is called upon to fight the Devil who is trying to take human form. The film is directed by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor, who directed Crank, so I’m hoping for some of […]
Game Shows That Are Totally Scary In The Future
Famous historical people that you’d least want to hang out with because they’re stupid jerks
-Martha Washington: Aside from being a well known schizophrenic, she’s also quite the kleptomaniac. If you invite her to a dinner party, don’t be surprised if the next day you see all of your silverware for sale at the local pawn shop. -Sigmund Freud: After he asks you about your mother for the thirtieth time, […]