Time travelers have found that, beneath Benjamin Franklin’s sagacious, brilliant exterior was a cranky old man who liked to walk around his house naked. And trust me, he does not have the right physique for frequent nudity. His physique lends itself to being a clothing model for ponchos and parachute pants. Tweet This Post
Call Me Dr. LoveBot
In the future, robots are everywhere, and they’re here to help. They come in a variety of forms, enabling them to fit any function that the consumer has need of. Some have abilities suited for simple household chores, others specialize in assisting in complex construction needs. Should your particular needs linger on the more… erotic […]
Action Chick vs. Green Lantern Part 1!
Three Things Time Travelers Find Surprising About the Future
-Cars have been replaced with high speed manatees. Man, those cute bastards can move! -The hottest vacation spot on the planet is New Jersey (Yeah, we’re still trying to figure that one out) -Dinosaurs have returned. They won’t tell anyone where they’ve been all these years, but they did come back with souvenirs for everyone. […]
Coming Attraction: Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)!
On August 5, 2011 the Rise of the Planet of the Apes will begin. Looks like we need to add another apocalypse to the list that we humans have to worry about and start preparing for hyper-intelligent monkeys, gorillas, and chimps (Oh my!) Will Rodman (James Franco) will reap what he has sown when his […]
Oh, You Sexy Geek! Our 2011 SDCC Panel
It seems like nerd/geek girls have been a hot topic lately between websites posting opinions on how celebrity women “pander” to men by faking their nerdiness and discussing how women dressing in scantily clad costumes are anti-feminist. Well, I’ve put together a dynamite group of talented ladies and gentleman to discuss all of this and […]