Thanks to time travel, Christopher Columbus and Mike Tyson once shared a torrid romance. A movie was even filmed based on their love affair, entitled Punch-Drunk Booty Call. Tweet This Post
Watch Out Bad Guys! Here Comes The Expendables 2!
The Expendables 2 is on the way! The dream team of action stars is back and older than ever! Sylvester Stallone, who wrote, directed, and starred in The Expendables, has said that he will not be writing or directing this sequel. David Agosto and Ken Kaufman are slated to pen the screenplay and there are […]
Coming Attraction: June 2011 Preview!
June is packed with some amazing looking films this year! Check out all the awesomeness! Set aside a paycheck to make sure you don’t miss out.
Pumped to See:
June 3: X-Men: First Class
June 10: Super 8
June 17: Green Lantern
June 17: Mr. Popper’s Penguins
June 24: Bad Teacher
Neither Pumped Nor Pissed:
June 3: Beginners (limited)
June 3: Submarine (limited)
June 10: […]
Twitter Time: What fictional (or extinct) pet would YOU get?
I recently posed the question “If you could get any fictional or extinct creature in history as a pet, what would you choose?” to twitter. The answers were as diverse as they were hilarious. @RocketLlama: If you could have a fictional/extinct pet, what would it be? I’d get an Ewok. JediiRaccoon Klaus from American Dad […]
Can somebody sign for this Trojan Horse? I’ve got other deliveries to make.
Odysseus never constructed a Trojan Horse even though hundreds of time travelers have tried to give him the idea. By asking about it over and over, they only make him wonder why so many complete strangers keep offering the same suggestion, which ultimately has him convinced that his enemies are sending them over with that […]
The truth about haggis
Haggis- A traditional Scottish dish consisting of the heart, liver and lungs of a sheep boiled in it’s own stomach. Time travelers have discovered that the Scottish invented it as a prank to serve to tourists. Tweet This Post