“Time Travel. If you aren’t prepared, it’ll kill you. Over and over and over again.”

Have you ever worried about falling through a hole in time and space, only to find yourself accidentally making love to your great-grandmother? Are you often concerned that a tyrannosaurus rex will burst into your kitchen and demand that you make him a plate of waffles? Do you often wonder what Benjamin Franklin looks like naked?

Well, wonder no longer! Thanks to the efforts of temporal explorer extraordinaire Penswick Cadbury and his assistant Ted, Ye Olde Guide.com is here to prepare you for the wondrous and delicious journey through time!