The signing of the Declaration of Independence: Time travelers have confused our founding fathers in their attendance of this event, due to the sheer number of colorful signatures clogging up the Declaration of Independence, such as: Goobie Doberman, Stan “The Balls” McKinley, Boobs McGee, Tits O’Mally, Breasts McGillicuddy, Big Ol’ Boobies, SteveWuzHereWutUpClassof2819!, George Washington Carver, […]